maybe it's b/c im moody and this is appealing to my sarcastic side, but this site is hilarious to me today.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
- Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy)
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
- Jack Handey
I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement." I think this makes him feel better.
- Jack Handey
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