ok.. so saturday.. i was the consumate bum! i woke up went to the store got some milk.. ate some cereal and took my arse back to bed... woke up periodically to ... turn around.. hah! at one point i answered the phone.. i want to know why the bill collectors are asking for money NOW!!! that i sent yesterday.. or actually at the time friday.. dont you idiots talk to each other doesn't my file read that i already set up a re-payment plan with another rep.. why do you all have to call me on Saturday morning. WHY!!! so i yelled at him gave him my mtcn number and went back to bed... woke up a little later and decided to call my old cell phone and see if there were any annoying messages asking for more of my money that i don't have... oh to be so lucky... apparently... there is some guy in my past.. he... has been away for some time.. quite a loooooooooooooong time.. b.c i don't even remember him.. but apparently he remembers me.. since i've been in a relationship/ a commited relationship for almost a year.. when did i meet this guy who out of the blue wants me to call him.. I don't even know who this guy is... and since my commited relationship is MIA... i decide to call... hours later.. first i go back to sleep and try to figure out who this guy is.. and what it must have been like for him in Iraq if he is calling me up now... did i promise this guy marriage if he made it back alive.. NO!!! b/c i dont know anyone in the military.. but apparently dude was in Iraq.. so i sleep on this one.. 2 hours later .. i get up .. tired of sleeping and decide to call dude.. i get his voice mail.. and being the anal retentive girl i can be on the odd occasion.. i recorded a message and re-recorded it like 3 times b4 i left one that sounded friendly yet ambiguise.. yet.. honest.. i really can't recall who you are.. i said that..
well about an hour later and sometime into my 12 o'clock roll over.. i get a phone call.. and i answer it.. it's army guy... he strikes up convo.. can't recall where we met..but recalls that he was moving and found my number in a box he had.. uhh.. how many other numbers where in that box.. and ME!!! if i find a box of numbers and i cant recall jack about anyone of the names or numbers .. i through those joints out.. well.. he didnt i must have been special..and.. i try to think back.. did i have sex with this man.. b/c god.. how long ago was that.. i do have that odd effect on people.. i can talk to guys.. i knew years ago.. and they remember details.. i forgot as soon as i rolled over.. anyway.. he ask me to describe myself, he describes himself.. and then i remember... THIS IS THE GUY WHO!!!!! helped me fix my last car.. when i had it.. the thing is. i got rid of that car last september.. around this time last year.. like the first.. so when did i meet this guy??? oh my.. b4.. i met my committed relationship.. and apparently.. i dissed him quite nicely.. i just stopped talking.. stopped calling.. moved on... and he seems to want back in... why is my life so interesting..??
so we talk awhile he ask what i have planned for this hot ass day.. and i tell him i'm going to a cook out at my friends house.. and don't you know.. homeboy tried to invite himself?!?!? told me it'd be a great way for us to get reacquainted.. NO!!! i told him.. and this is true.. i have a close group of friends, this is not my house and people are usually invited by invite.. partially true.. but since i don't remember jack about this guy... bringing him around my fam.. is crazy.... i spend like every other day with these people... besides.. he's not my boyfriend.. he's some dude who helped me get my car fixed almost 2 years ago.. and the only reason i remember him is b/c he had a volkswagen like i did.. but i no longer have one.. so that makes me exempt right!!!!! nope! it makes me special and somehow very remembered...
so i toss him off the idea of trying to go out with me and he promises to call me back.. he never does.. BUT.. i am now stuck on the fact that a person i had called my boyfriend for over a year has a hard time picking up the phone to call me and is now MIA.. but some dude who i haven't seen in like 2 years returns from the war looks me up and is eager to spend ALL of his time with me.. that trips me out.. i considered using it as bait.. to make MIA feel bad... but i dont want a pity phone call.. i want to be called b/c your eager and when you are no longer eager... it makes me think.. perhaps.. i should turn to greener or just more available pastures... haven't made my move yet.. but... i wonder.. how that is possible... that one person could be so eager and another take you for granted.. that whenever they return you'll be there waiting...
stranger things have happened
i know....
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