The key to retaining your youthfulness is never letting it go.. simple. My mother still has hers.. That's why we like her. .and call her mommy.. besides the other nice things she does like taking us out for ice cream and keeping the children happy by making spaghetti.. The children (me and my brother) love spaghetti.. even when she decides to go on another health trek and use WHEAT PASTA. . . it's okay.. it was spaghetti and not half bad.. Though i will never forgive her for making my younger sister and I eat NOT DOGS when we were younger.. yes.. soy.. spicy.. Not Dogs(they were actually named this).. not hot dogs.. nasty soy dogs.. NOT Dogs.. YECK!!!!
anyway.. while at the Dairy Queen people watching (can you believe this large girl came in there with a night shirt on, i'm still waiting for those shorts to appear) and trying not to OD on my triple chocolate sunday.. My mom and I tried to figure out what makes relationships work.. we came up with these few gems and i added a few more..PLEASE don't run with these.. Like running with scissors you can fall and hurt yourself and you can't blame me.. Cuz i told you already not too!!!
But here goes..
The key elements to a long lasting relationship:
- At least one mate must have more than one (1) syllable in first name. Reasoning people with one syllable first names are mad... they feel they are lacking something and therefore can be mean people..
-Both mates must work
-One mate must travel often This is important!!!
- Mate that travels often must take stationary mate on a few of these business excursions
- At least one mate must attend or belong to some sort of religious organization
-Note this list is still in progress check in periodically for updates :)
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