Stalker status

Stalker status

I know me; I know I can be “too nice” at times. I know that there people who are not used to other people JUST being nice to them. I know all of this.

But when does Crazy reveal itself to you? How do you really know you’re dealing with a “crazy” person?

Here are a few signs:

1. They call you out of the blue (say 5 months of no communication) and pick up in your game you call life, like you were old friends; when you never were.


2. They call repeatedly, back to back, at least 10 times within the same hour.


3. After repeated text messages from people you actually do talk to on the reg like your big sister or little brother alerting you to the full status of your voicemail, you check the box to find out that each of those 10 calls in the previous tip has an increasingly angrier message after it.


4. You get accused of hiding, being immature and told, “If you didn’t want to talk to me, why didn’t you just tell me???” When the hint that you don’t answer your phone after 3 days of stalker like phone calls is the “tell me” that says…. I don’t feel like talking.


5. Every conversation you ever have which probably amounts to 1 or 2 consists of desperate messages like, “when can I see you?” “I’ve been thinking about you.” “I can’t wait to be with you.” And all of your previous conversations were friendly hi & bye type conversations with no promise or inkling of intimacy.


6. They are desperate to know where you live. (Hint: Don’t tell them! They will show up unannounced to “surprise” you!)


7. They get clingy and will guilt trip you when you do talk as if you should feel responsible for the way they feel. Please know, it’s not your fault! Don’t fall into that trap, it will be their way to lure you from your comfort zone, come pick them up from whatever place they are to get you to see them so they can go on and on about how much they miss you. When you’ve NEVER spent more than a few minutes in their presence.
8. They call you several times from several different numbers to trip you up. So you don't
   know it's them calling you and they hope on the off chance that you may answer, DONT!

These are just a few tips. If someone who repeatedly calls you and you are not interested in or unsure about possesses some of these qualities. BEWARE! They just might be on stalker status, you will be on stalker watch and will not be able to traverse the world in the normal happy go lucky or morbid way you normally do.

WARNING: These highly infatuated people may be dangerous physically and mentally to you and your well being and may feel threatened by any people who actually do have a REAL bond with you. Be, CAREFUL!

The above message has been a Public Service Announcement from the Society of Stalked Citizens and Concerned Individuals. SoSCaCI or Soskatchee. Be Aware, Be Alive.